BOREDOM

I'm bored! So here's some bored blogging:

1) Can we cry under water?

2) Since bread is square, why is the sandwich meat round? 

3) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

4) Why are you IN a movie but you are ON tv?

5) If a turtle is without shell, is it homeless or naked?

6) If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? 

7) If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number?

8) If you asked a libarian where the books on self help were would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?